{"product_id":"drunk","title":"🍺🐱 2027 Drunk Cats Calendar","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; padding: 12px 14px; background-color: #faf6f0; color: #1e293b; line-height: 1.6; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🔒 Top Guarantee \u0026 Trust Bar --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 14px 18px 14px; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0 4px 12px rgba(184, 134, 11, 0.05);\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 顶栏双列标签布局 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 8px; max-width: 420px; margin: 0 auto 12px auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #fdf3e7; color: #b67a2d; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; padding: 6px 8px; border-radius: 6px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.3px; text-align: center; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e🍻 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background-color: #eaf3ed; color: #2f6b4f; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; padding: 6px 8px; border-radius: 6px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.3px; text-align: center; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e🎨Bright Colors\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background-color: #f1f5f9; color: #334155; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; padding: 6px 8px; border-radius: 6px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.3px; text-align: center; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e🎁 Fun and Original Gift\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background-color: #f1f5f9; color: #334155; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; padding: 6px 8px; border-radius: 6px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.3px; text-align: center; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e🚚 Tracked Shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎁 Gift Callout --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fdf3e7; border-left: 4px solid #b67a2d; padding: 12px 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; border-radius: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #b67a2d; margin: 0; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🎁 Don't forget to pick some up for your friends and family—it's a unique and irresistibly fun gift for any occasion!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Intro Image (First Product Image) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 10px; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 12px; overflow: hidden; box-shadow: 0 4px 15px rgba(0,0,0,0.05);\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260818113434_947_31.jpg?v=1787024435\" alt=\"Anteprima del Calendario 2027 Gatti Ubriachi\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🔮 Title \u0026 Introductory Section --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 900; color: #b67a2d; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e🍻 A Year of Brilliant Cats, Roaring Laughter, and Questionable Decisions\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7; text-align: left;\"\u003eFrom sleepy sips to moments of total abandon, each month features a hilarious feline scene, perfect for bringing a smile to cat lovers’ faces. Whether you’re a true cat lover, a fan of funny animals, or simply someone who likes to laugh, this calendar will add a playful and original touch to your home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #475569; margin: 0 0 16px 0; line-height: 1.6; text-align: left;\"\u003ePerfect for your home, office, kitchen, pub, or any space that needs a little extra feline chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7; text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/6834\/7470\/files\/20260818113434_946_31.jpg?v=1787055828\" alt=\"\" style=\"color: rgb(71, 85, 105); font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ✨ Key Features Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 2px solid #faf6f0; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e🍺 FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 16px 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Fun 2027 cat-themed wall calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• 12 hilarious scenes featuring cats and drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Witty and original illustrations, perfect for cat lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Ideal for decorating your home, office, kitchen, pub, and basement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• A fun conversation starter all year round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Perfect as a gift for cat lovers, pet owners, and fans of fun gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Printed in vibrant colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Professionally packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/1_7_2bb36648-1c39-4fb6-b3af-ad8b2bd84bf2.jpg?v=1787021385\" alt=\"Dettagli e caratteristiche del Calendario Gatti Ubriachi\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 😹 Why You'll Love It Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 2px solid #faf6f0; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e😹 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBecause cats are already unpredictable enough… \u003cb\u003eAdd a few drinks, and fun is guaranteed.\u003c\/b\u003e 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eEvery month brings a new and absurd cat scene, making this calendar much more than just a way to keep track of the date. It’s a little dose of good humor to enjoy all year long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eWhether your cat is your best friend, your roommate, or practically the boss of the house, the \u003cb\u003e2027 Drunken Cats Calendar\u003c\/b\u003e is a hilarious addition to any true cat lover’s home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/1_6_770aa1dd-eacc-4f1b-b64f-1aad74b3b08c.jpg?v=1787021386\" alt=\"Perché amerai il Calendario Gatti Ubriachi\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎁 Gift Ideas Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 2px solid #faf6f0; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e🎁 THE PERFECT FUN GIFT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eAre you looking for something truly original?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #b67a2d;\"\u003eThis calendar makes a hilarious gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 6px; margin-bottom: 16px; font-size: 12.5px; color: #334155;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🐱 Cat lovers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🍺 Beer lovers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; 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